No Time to Diet

Shaken, not stirred… with an extra side of humor! The No Time to Diet t-shirt takes a hilarious spin on the world’s most famous spy, reimagining James Bond as a more well-rounded agent. Playing off the title of the film No Time to Die, this parody design features an overweight 007, proving that even the best secret agents might struggle with their cheat days. Perfect for movie buffs, humor lovers, or anyone who believes life’s too short to skip dessert.

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Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee is as comfy as it is witty. With soft fabric and durable stitching, it’s designed for those who appreciate a little humor in their wardrobe. Whether you're a Bond fan, a foodie, or just love a good spoof, this shirt is your license to chill.

Stay stylish, stay funny—because there’s No Time to Diet!

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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